Genius gas attendant

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout) 07/15/2016 at 10:39 • Filed to: This is why we should be able to pump our own gas in Jersey

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Pumped the wrong gas into my car. Apparently when I said “fill with Supreme” he comprehended that as “regular.”

How is everyone’s day going? I built a Lego tank and got paid today.

CalzoneGolem > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/15/2016 at 10:43

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There’s a Wartortle and Dragini nearby but I’m stuck at my desk.

yamahog > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/15/2016 at 10:45

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Hissssssssssss

Also the last time I rode a motorcycle in Jersey I got away with pumping my own gas. I think my RBF is to thank for that.

yamahog > CalzoneGolem 07/15/2016 at 10:45

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Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > CalzoneGolem 07/15/2016 at 10:48

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Oh the pain

450X_FTW > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/15/2016 at 10:48

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So how’s that work in Jersey then? If they put the wrong fuel in your car are they responsible for replacing it, or is it a “well best of luck pal"?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > yamahog 07/15/2016 at 10:48

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There are a few stations I can get away with it, but this guy was right by my car when I pulled in

CalzoneGolem > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/15/2016 at 10:49

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The struggle is real.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > 450X_FTW 07/15/2016 at 10:50

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He stared at me with a blank look on his face...so I saved myself the trouble and anger and drove off. I’ll burn through this tank quickly

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/15/2016 at 10:50

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Did it get upset and throw a CEL?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/15/2016 at 10:51

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20 miles in and nothing so far.

luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/15/2016 at 10:51

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Does that mean you got paid to build a Lego tank, or are the two only related by happening on the same day?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! 07/15/2016 at 10:52

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I am at work, which happens to be teaching Lego robotics. I built that today

Party-vi > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/15/2016 at 10:53

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Probably not going to see any issues - the engine will retard timing accordingly.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/15/2016 at 10:56

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Did you put his body where it will be found? Sometimes you just have to send a message.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Party-vi 07/15/2016 at 10:56

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Well.... It’s a Honda too. I know many who put regular in their Acuras and they seem ok.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Future next gen S2000 owner 07/15/2016 at 10:57

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It’s right next to Jimmy Hoffa’s body

crowmolly > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/15/2016 at 10:57

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Welcome to the club. Feel free to shake your head every time you see the Jerzee pride we don’t pump our own gas stickers.

crowmolly > 450X_FTW 07/15/2016 at 10:58

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Depends how far you want to take it.

Typically the fuckheads will just try to blame you, saying you said regular.

450X_FTW > crowmolly 07/15/2016 at 11:11

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If they put gas in your diesel truck, and you start the engine are you responsible for what happens? I imagine it would take 3 years in court to win

Your boy, BJR > 450X_FTW 07/15/2016 at 11:26

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You can pump your own diesel.

450X_FTW > Your boy, BJR 07/15/2016 at 11:29

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In Jersey? Even if it’s a diesel car?

crowmolly > 450X_FTW 07/15/2016 at 11:29

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Probably a case-by-case but generally no. There is an obvious smoking gun. You can pump your own diesel, also.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/15/2016 at 11:29

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You evil son of a....

As a guy who’s dad owned a gas station in NJ and had to pump gas whenever a gas pumper quit/got fired/called in sick you people who uses BRANDED gas names to identify between the 3 standard levels are the WORST GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS EVER.

I can’t tell you how many times I got in arguments with people. Does it say Supreme on the pump you pulled up to? didn’t check? Can’t see? Give the number octane you want.

I understand Supreme should never equal regular, but it most likely doesn’t say supreme on HIS pump anywhere.

Sorry there’s lots of internal rage from these incidents in my past haha. The biggest battles were between Super vs Super Premium. I filled plenty with Super which was our mid-grade instead of super premium.

Seriously though if you have a specific octane you want, just say the number.

Mustafaluigi > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/15/2016 at 11:31

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I would drive a little easier if it was supposed to have 93. If its high compression or turbo, you could cause problems with detonation if pushed hard.

Your boy, BJR > crowmolly 07/15/2016 at 11:32

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Oh you and STI quit yer whinin’. Not pumping your own gas is one of the GOOD things in life.

Your boy, BJR > 450X_FTW 07/15/2016 at 11:32

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Yeah.

450X_FTW > crowmolly 07/15/2016 at 11:37

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That’s what someone else said too. Why can you pump your own diesel but not gasoline?

crowmolly > 450X_FTW 07/15/2016 at 11:38

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No worries about people dumping diesel on themselves back in the 1950s? I dunno.

crowmolly > Your boy, BJR 07/15/2016 at 11:38

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It’s all fun and games until you have to pump out your tank.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 07/15/2016 at 11:41

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It’s the typical exxon with the gases branded >_>

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/15/2016 at 11:45

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still, don’t leave anything to chance if you’re specific

JGrabowMSt > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/15/2016 at 11:59

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Bastard near me did the same shit. I apologize in advance for driving like a dick for the weekend to burn it off....

BobintheMtns > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/15/2016 at 12:51

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Go find an E85 station and spike your fuel tank with ethanol to get it up to “supreme” octane levels. Then spike it with a few more gallons to clean the hell outta your fuel system!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > BobintheMtns 07/15/2016 at 13:25

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There isnt an E8t station anywhere near me lol

JGrabowMSt > crowmolly 07/15/2016 at 13:36

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Yeah...if I ever have crap gas pumped into my SL, Ill have a serious problem.

I just cross another station off the list...

crowmolly > JGrabowMSt 07/15/2016 at 13:39

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Nvm

marshknute > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 07/15/2016 at 14:40

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It’s like ordering ice cream at a Cold Stone.

Me: “ Hi, can I please have a medium chocolate cone? ”

Employee: “ Oh, a Love It? ”

Me: “ Um, what? ”

Employee: “ You said you want a Love It? ”

Me: “ Yes, I love chocolate...? ”

Employee: “ No, but what size do you want? ”

Me: “ A medium! ”

Employee: “ Yeah, that’s called a Love It. ”

Me: “ Go fuck yourself ”

yitznewton > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/15/2016 at 14:58

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Yeah, I always make a point of visually confirming. That and the @#$% paint chips around the filler; I hate NJ.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > marshknute 07/15/2016 at 15:22

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Or coffee at a Starbucks.

The only difference is, what you call Super at one station could be the top octane fuel at that station vs the “medium” octane fuel at the station across the street where they call high octane Super Premium or Premium.

If you ordered “Medium” or the “middle one” at a full serve, I guarantee you’re getting mid-grade no matter what it’s called.